I have just made an account here, thus placing my mark in history as the one and only, me. You don't know me but I'm known, fear me, judge me, love me. I prefer my tea to be bagged then placed in a warm cup of clean water. After said task is done, take the used bag of tea and place it upon my enemies four-heads for they shall forever know my name! I am, The Rustler.
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I think a better line would be: "I am The Rustler, prepare to have your jimmies rustled."