Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I got kicked out of a group called Sapphire
In 2010 Bungie born and raised
On the Flood where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And posting some threads once I got outa school
When a couple of mods, they were up to no good
Started banning people in my neighbourhood
I got one perma-ban and I didn't really care
And said "I'm moving to where those "cool" people are in Sapphire"
I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they kept my account banned and sent me on my way
Recon gave me a kiss and then he gave me my ticket.
I put my [i]swag[/i] on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First day, yo this is bad
Seeing feminist threads right after class.
Is this what the people of Sapphire living like?
Hmmmmm this don't seem alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll find out if I stay here
I hope they're prepared for Sabre in Sapphire
Well, after a few days I posted out
There was Spiddy who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get banned yet
I just got here
I edited my post with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for Harlow and when he came near
His coffee mug said "Jay" and had a Woman's Magazine in hand
If anything I could say that this guy was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Sapphire!
A few months went by about seven or eight
And I yelled to Jay "Yo, bitch you're a hater!"
looked at that hell-hole that I wasted my life there
and then I got kicked out of the gay-ass place called Sapphire
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lawl.