Bill: Well people, the only way to get to the safe house is to break into this pet store and go to the other side and run down the road. When we do that, the alarm will go off and attract the fandom. Zoey: We should probably grab some supplies. Louis: Peelz here! Francis: Grabbing a molotov! Bill: Are you ready? Zoey, Louis, and Francis: Ready! *glass shattering and an alarm sounds. *a far off shrieking can be heard Bill: Here they come! Louis: Hurry, through the door! * a wave snarling fatasses dressed as various animals crash through the doors and attack the survivors Zoey: OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BOOMERS?!? Bill: THOSE AREN'T BOOMERS ZOEY! THAT'S JUST WHAT FURRIES LOOK LIKE! Louis: Why are they so fat?!? Francis: WHO CARES? THAT JUST MAKES THEM EASIER TO SHOOT! HAHAHAHHA *gunfire and breaking glass *A hunter-like creature wearing a fox costume pounces on Louis Louis: ARRRRGHHH! IT'S YIFFING ME! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF! Francis: I'll save you! *gunfire Louis: Thanks! *A very thin zombie with a large bulge in the midregion steps around the corner and groans Bill, Zoey, Francis, and Louis all shout: "FURVERT!" *Zoey is sprayed with white slime Zoey: Ugh.... shit! this is disgusting! It's in my eyes, I can't see! *a bunch of furries start attacking Zoey since she has white stuff on her Zoey: Help!! Louis: Throwing a pipe bomb! *beep beep beep beep beep BOOM! *nothing happens Zoey: It didn't work! They are still attacking me! Francis: I'LL SAVE YOU ZOEY!! *Francis proceeds to throw a dead cat, which attracts the furries. Zoey: Thanks Francis, wait....WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET A DEAD CAT?!? Francis: I saw those freaks rolling in a pile of dead cats earlier, so I grabbed one. Zoey: Oh... Bill: Come on people! We're almost there! *suddenly, a loud roar and the floor starts shaking Bill, Zoey, Louis, and Francis all shout: BRONY!!!! *An gargantuan fatass rolls around the corner and rumbles towards the group *guns fire, but the bullets bounce of its blubber Zoey: Guns aren't working! Bill: Francis, KILL IT WITH FIRE! Francis: Eat this cupcake! *throws molotov and sets the brony on fire, and it dies. Bill: HURRY, INTO THE SAFE ROOM!! *a few seconds later, the survivors are in the safe room. Bill: Kids, that was a close one. Louis: *gasps* I can't believe we made it! Zoey: Francis, are you all right? Francis: I hate furries.