originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
How do you do it?
No knives
No guns
No explosives
No sexual assault
No beating/choking me to death with your fists or inanimate objects
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Edited by Jadeydrag0117: 4/6/2013 7:55:19 AMwould not kill you b/c i feel like you most likely have use and purpose on earth which is sufficient to be considered spared from a death
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giant catapult into a vat of molten lead.
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Well based on or past and me hating your existence I would wish you a long happy life. I assume that would give you a heart attack.
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Tie you to an anvil and then let you explore the bottom of the ocean.
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But sir... [spoiler]You're already dead![/spoiler]
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Im a cruel person, so I would watch you die slowly........ of old age!!!!
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I like you, so I'd kill you by drowning you in puppies while being force-fed ice cream.
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Bury you up to your neck in the desert and let the fire ants eat you slowly.
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Can I drown you?
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[quote]No knives No sexual assault No choking[/quote]What the -blam!- am I killing you for!?
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I would wait.
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Find some francium, slice it up into tiny slivers, place them in a sandwich, give you the sandwich to eat and then hand you a glass of water to drink.
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Stab you with a fork. I'm not beating you and it's not a knife.
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Confinement in a glass box with full care until you die of old age or poisoned food.
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Consensual sex to the death
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Inject strontium into your bones and watch it take over and deteriorate your bones. Calcium and Strontium are in the same periodic group meaning they are similar. Calcium is good for your bones, Strontium destroys them. Chemistry really is fun!
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Bow and Arrow.
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Seeing as how I have a BBC I'll choke you with that Open wide
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I do nothing. Really, though. Neglect and lack of food and water will kill you.
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you can live now.
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Stare at you.
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It involves chocolate.
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I bury you alive.
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It is crueler to let you live.
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Inject you with air
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Edited by Lord Keksworth: 4/5/2013 10:17:04 PMTie you up and leave you there, just out of reach of food, water, and a knife to cut yourself free.