By the powers invested in me by my long face, I now declare myself the sovereign ruler of the offtopic form A.K.A. The flood. I will require a queen, 7 guards, and a jester.
Jester: Dangersly Awkwrd
Guard(s): Big Boss (head guard), Nick Saban.
Royal Fish: Divine Thuner14
Royal Blacksmith: Dillon the Smith
Whipping boys: Peestil and Mr Pinata
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I shalt be thy royal bodyguard. Not only am I a bodyguard, but I will also find your daughter and save her if you were ever killed by magic-wielding political plotters hired by only your royal advisers.