>I'm bagging groceries >I start getting bored and look around >As my eyes wander I see a guy with an eye-patch >I didn't really think much of it, except >We made eye(lol) contact >I was a little embarrassed at first since it looked like I had been staring >I play it cool, smile and nod >He nods back, then he says >"Hello" in the most ridiculously funny Swedish accent I have ever heard >I lose my shit And that children, is why I am a terrible human being.