T4R
"You got it set to M for Mini when you should have it set to W for Wumbo!"
"Autobots transform!"
"Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?"
"Gotta catch 'em all!"
"Don't tell mom"
"Before we decelerated, [I]no one[/I] could have missed the hole we tore in subspace!"
"Expelliarmus!"
"No load bearing columns either. Sir, if we're supposed to blow this place, this ain't the spot to do it from."
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"I have no strong feelings one way or the other"
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[quote]Good, our first catch of the day.[/quote]
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[quote]Your destruction is the will of the gods, and I am their instrument![/quote]
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Edited by Enlightened One: 7/20/2013 4:54:15 PM"Open up that garage, because my car needs to park" "Sex.. sex never changes"
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GET ME CLOSER I WISH TO HIT IT WITH MY SWORD!
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Edited by FGDSFGDFG: 4/13/2013 2:36:59 AM"CALL THE DOCTOR WE GOTTA BLEEDER"
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"Are ya done yet?"
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"Oh, who cares? That guy doesn't matter! Let him stay locked up for another half an hour. The police will be here by then... [i]and there are two dead bodies in the study! [/i]"
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Honey, could you hand me the remote, there's a commercial on.
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Please grab a ticket and wait your turn.
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Edited by Spooter: 7/20/2013 5:07:30 AM[url=http://i.imgur.com/phGrZGD.jpg]Any of these (NSFW)[/url]
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"The enemy has taken out the objective" "Krauts in the open!"
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Edited by Banned Man 3000: 7/20/2013 3:02:05 PM"KAMEHAMEHA"
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"I'm bleeding."
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Edited by Billylolol: 7/20/2013 4:54:06 PM"It's ok not to wear a condom, I'm already pregnant."
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"Sex...has changed"
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But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?
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"Your brother's was bigger"
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Edited by GKR: 7/20/2013 5:08:41 AM"That was great!" "Are you sure?" "I'm positive. HIV positive."
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*toots* "I think I just pooped a little."
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"Shepard, I'M A REAPER DOOMSDAY DEVICE!" "OH SHIIII-"
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[i]"I'm going to pound you like yesterday's beef!!!"[/i]
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"PLEASE BABY I DON'T CARE IF IT HURTS!!" *1 hour later* "OMG SLOW DOWN YOU'RE HURTING ME SO BADLY" *facepalm*
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CALL ME DADDY!