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4/13/2013 3:33:39 AM
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Things you wouldn't want to hear an airplane pilot say
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"I have Ebola."
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[spoiler]"Oh yes".[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyOsama will be avenged
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"Attention passengers: please remove the life vests from underneath your seats and if you are religious please start praying."
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And on your right is Donetsk...
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*Bumping sound* "Whoops, hope that wasn't important." *Various talking* "Oh, this thing is on..."
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"As you can see to your left is the Grand Canyon and- oh shit, Mike what does that light mean?"
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A girl is blowing me now and I'm about to ejaculate.
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Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, if you smoke o ahead and spark up, cause in 10 minutes it won't matter any more.
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*sigh* "Oh, shit, that's not supposed to happen."
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1 ReplyEdited by Claire: 10/9/2013 12:21:21 AMAnd don't call me Shirley
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Let's brake orbit!
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Folks it doesn't matter if we crash. We'll just respawn...
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Oh shite that's an anti tank rifle
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Hey look a mountain
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1 Reply"Anyone else know how to fly this thing? No? I'll wing it."
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"Do an barrel roll!" [spoiler]Lawl[/spoiler]
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My step dad does private flying for different people and sometimes he would joke to the people he was flying after take off "Hey guys they forgot to refuel us, but don't worry I think we'll make it."
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There is absolutely no need for alarm; everything is perfectly fine. We are definitely not crashing; I repeat, we are definitely not crashing.
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Hodor
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"Oops"
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Why is the rum gone?
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Wow that was some good LSD, and its a good thing I'm a pro at rainbow road.
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Ehhh, we should make it.
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"This is your pilot speaking. I am very sorry to report that due to imminent Islamic fundamentalism this plane is now diverting to paradise."
