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4/13/2013 3:33:39 AM
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Things you wouldn't want to hear an airplane pilot say
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"This is your pilot speaking. I am very sorry to report that due to imminent Islamic fundamentalism this plane is now diverting to paradise."
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"Hey, why is there a mountain goat up here in this cloud bank?"
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...what?
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"Hello this is your captain speaking, my co-pilot and I have just started our periods."
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I'm -blam!-ing the flight attendant! :D Me: Son of a...
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We may be pretty high in the sky but trust me I'm higher, now let me put on some good sleeping music.
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"Hey Paul! I'm acting like a Kamikaze, wait, what is a Kamikaze?"
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Whats the ground doing all the way up here?
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"Heh! Paul look! No hands!"
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"I just pooped myself so you take the wheel"
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"lets fly straight up and go to the moon"
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"Hey guys, watch this!"
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"Rapture is somewhere around here"
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"This tastes like grandpa's cough syrup"
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It singing "Sugar, were going down".
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" This is just like Microsoft Flight Sim, right guys?"
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How do you turn the plane in again?
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3 Replies"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We apologize but due to bad weather we are going to land at Detroit Metropolitan Airport for the night. Sleeping pillows and space will be provided in the terminal."
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2 RepliesEdited by Mr Medicine: 4/13/2013 12:05:12 PM"Why's that flashing?!" "If you look to your left you will see me, with the only parachute"
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1 ReplyWelcom aboard, my name is Johnny Knoxville and this is jackass!
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"Let's be honest, I'm not the only one with a little shit in their pants, right?"
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4 RepliesALLAH AKBAR!!
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"What does this button do?"
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[b]ALAHU ACHKBAR[/b]
