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[b]ALAHU ACHKBAR[/b]
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I'm so high right now, I have no idea what is going on.
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(Over intercom) "Hey, what are you doing up here?"
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This would be pretty unnerving to hear.
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Edited by l CIII l: 10/9/2013 8:06:36 PM*Accidentally hits loudspeaker* OOO YEAHH! That's the spot.... MMM... Ooh oh wait, I think you just turned off the autopilot.... -BLAM-! I don't actually know how to fly this!!!! -BLAMING BLAMMIDEY BLAM-! The loud speakers on!?? *Clears throat* "Ahem.. passengers, please remain calm we will be landing.... Soon"
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It's my first day on the job.
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" O thats not good" or "Whats this button do?"
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"[i]WE ARE -blam!-ED LADIES AND GENTLEMEN![/i]" "Mayday"
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"See ya!" *Jumps out of plane*
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I hope that wasn't important
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"Oops"
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*clears throat* ALLAHLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA"
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It's a helicopter, but it still works.
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[i] [/i]
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This Is your captain speaking we are experiencing unexpected turb- holy crap it's an island.
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"Erusian fighters are closing in on us at 23,000 feet!"
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I will trade a parachute for a blowjob
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The pilot snoring.
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#YOLO
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"What does that one do?"
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"I quit!"
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"Good thing i'm flying, i'm too pissed to drive"
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And now here's 2 hours of couch carter
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[i]It's my first flight and I'm still getting used to my programming! [/i] Points for reference.
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Punch it, Chewey!
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"Im gonna jet ram this fgt..."