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4/13/2013 3:33:39 AM
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Things you wouldn't want to hear an airplane pilot say
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Allah Akbar.
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"Oh man, that jogger isn't wearing a bra!"
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1 Reply[i]ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!!!!!![/i]
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That's a nice car...
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1 Reply"I wonder if I can do a roll in this thing."
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Hold my beer and watch this!
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"Just...shove her in the lavatory. We'll take care of it when we land."
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"If I didn't know any better, I think i'm having a heart attack..."
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"spread your legs you -blam!-ing whore!"
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"Ew! Dammit, Steve, did you have to get the jizz on the control panel?!"
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"If you look out the window to your left, you will see the native animals, such as the mountain goat"
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"so they really think im a pilot?"
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"Snakes have infiltrated the plane!"
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"That's no moon..."
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"I have no idea what I'm doing."
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*pilot walk into cockpit* "I can't wait to press all these buttons!" or "today folks we will be getting a close look at the inside of the Empire State Building, so get your cameras ready cuz here! we! go!!!!!"
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Edited by aBallisticToucan: 7/20/2013 6:47:58 AM"I have ceased piloting this plane to attend to the more urgent matters of reviving 3 month old threads on the bungie.net Offtopic Forum."
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"Allow me to retrieve my flight manual in preparation for takeoff."
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"For a brick, we flew pretty good."
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"Oh look Steve, a hitchhiker!"
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2 RepliesDid someone say Airplane?
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"What does this button do?" "Hey man, funny thing is... I kinda sorta maybe don't know how to land this thing..."
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What does this button do? *presses button*
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Wi tu lo
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*While in the plane* "Hey joe? How do you turn off the airplane?"
