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"PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED!"
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I heard this from somewhere, but: ''There's nothing to worry about people. Nothing at all.'' That will get them thinking XD
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"Just a little turbulence folks. Well, actually, I'm a Dog. So we're all going to die."
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Damn it, we don't have enough fuel for the journey!
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Edited by Cobravert: 4/14/2013 2:36:49 PM[i]"HOLY FU...."[/i] or [i]"What does this button d..... oh. Oops"[/i] [i]"What did that sign say?[/i]
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This had to be posted.
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I wouldn't want to be on a plane to begin with.
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"Ooh, what does this do?"
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"This is a non-smoking flight although do feel free to join me in the cockpit where we've opened a window"- Frankie Boyle
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[i]Damnit, I forgot my glasses![/i]
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"What are those pointing things sticking out of the clouds in front of us?"
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Things you can say about your car, but not your wife.
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Nose dive, 50 points!
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"You're right, the Phantom Menace [i]was[/i] the best."
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"there is absolutely no cause for alarm"
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[i]"Anyone know how to fly a plane?"[/i]
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We got Jackals in the courtyard
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"WERE -blam!-ED"
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Mayday
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[i]"Hold onto your butts,"[/i] The scary part isn't the pilot warning you to prepare. It's having Samuel Jackson as your pilot that's scary.
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[i]picked a bad day to stop drinking...[/i]
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Edited by DragonzZilla: 4/13/2013 7:24:33 AM[i]"Passengers, I hope you wrote your Last Will and Testament before coming aboard because I doubt you'll be getting off."[/i]
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Any passengers that happen to have a roll of duct tape in their carry-on please press the flight attendant button immediately...
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Edited by XL-7: 4/13/2013 6:38:22 AMwe will now ask all passenger weighing over the weight of 200lbs. to jump
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well shit
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*intercom squeaks loudly, followed by loud snoring*