Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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"No, Arbiter! The Great Journey has begun, and the Brutes, not the Elites, shall be the Prophet's balls!" - Halo 2 "They used to eat balls..." - Mass Effect 3 "I'm Commander Shepard and these are my favorite balls on the Citadel." - Mass Effect 2 "Because balls, balls never change." - Fallout 3 "NIKO! MY BALLS!" - Every conversation with Roman in GTA IV
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"Son, I could be your balls but. . . nevermind."
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Dutch: "How about you show some balls, Romeo?" -Opening sequence of ODST
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"Fisher, find me some French balls." "Lambert, I found your French balls."
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I will have my revenge on a prophet, not balls!
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[i]"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls?"[/i] -Andrew Ryan, Bioshock
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Edited by LegendaryWarlock: 4/24/2013 12:52:08 AMRaiden, clear the balls out of the shaft! -Doktor, Metal Gear Revengence No joke, I only changed one word. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Edit: Dat typo! :(
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"I'm absolutely crazy about balls"
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[i]Put your money where your balls are.[/i] - Halo Reach Golden Visor
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"Watch the balls, traveler"
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[i]"Stolen Balls and memories.."[/i] -Cortana, Halo 3.
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"May the balls be with you Luke." "Luke, you've turned off your navigation balls. I'm alright." "Balls, I'm alright." Star Wars Ep. 4 "I'm no Jedi. I'm just a guy with a lightsaber and a few balls." Kyle Katarn, Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast
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"Fearsome words, Blood ravens! Now show me [i]balls[/i]!" -Araghast The Pillager
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Edited by Smarkdow: 4/23/2013 4:16:38 AM[i]What is a man? A miserable pile of balls. But enough talk...have at you![/i] -Dracula
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[i]Hey Arbiter! Thanks to you, my kids cant get enough gas. Or balls! How does that make you FEEL!? -Grunt[/i]
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"Men, keep your eyes downrange, fingers on the balls, and we all come home in one piece. Am I right, Marines?" - Sgt. Avery Johnson (Halo 1)
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snow: [i]power isn't given it is earned with a gun in one hand and your balls in another[/i]
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"We are legion. The time of our balls is coming. Our balls will darken the sky of every world. You cannot escape your doom."
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[i]"All your balls are belong to us."[/i] - Zero Wing Or perhaps... [i]"Men are not punished for their sins, but by their balls"[/i]
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[i]"Balls, son! They harden in response to sexual arousal. You can't rustle them, Jack!"[/i]
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Edited by NooneSpecial: 4/22/2013 6:11:40 PMProphet of truth- "I am the Prophet of Truth! The balls of the Covenant!" "Found the Balls."- Emile
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"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the balls."
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Edited by tuckers baby: 4/22/2013 3:39:58 AM[i]Lord Hood - "Master Chief, what are you doing on that ship?"[/i] [i]Master Chief - Sir, to finish the balls.[/i] [i]A. Cole - "The cole train runs on balls baby, WHOO!"[/i] [i]Elizabeth - Look Booker, BALLS![/i]
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[i]Tartarus, our balls have betrayed us.[/i]
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Edited by pawncrackers: 4/22/2013 1:34:51 AMANOMALY DETECTED. Per the Winter Contingency, we are countering balls on every front.
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Edited by Steel Assassin: 4/19/2013 1:51:40 AM[i]"The message just repeats: Balls, Balls, Balls."[/i] - Halo 2