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Edited by Duardo: 9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."

Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3 I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference. Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i] Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.

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  • [quote]Never make a girl a promise, if you know you can't keep balls[/quote]

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  • [i]"Fine, take my balls." - Jack Marston[/i]

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  • "Burn their mongrel balls." - Halo 3 "They must love the smell of balls." - Halo 3 "Hurry demon! We seek the same balls!" - Halo 3 "Calamity! If only we had more balls!" - Halo 3 "These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your balls on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your balls. It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it." - Portal 2 "Make life take the balls back! Get mad! I don't want your damn balls! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson balls! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the balls! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent combustible balls that burn your house down!" - Portal 2 "Those balls you're wearing look stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people they look fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you they look "stupid". Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably – Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In balls! From France!" - Portal 2 I'm ashamed to say that this is fun.

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    • Pilot- "It's your call sarge." Sargent Johnson- "We're going in. Get tactical balls!"

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    • [i]"Master Cheif, I'm going to use your balls to disrupt the transmission"[/i] Halo - Cortana

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    • "It's an actual horse made of balls!"

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    • Edited by ZealotSG: 4/19/2013 8:48:17 AM
      [i]"So far are we along the path, that I must strain to hear the clumsy patter of their balls. Know this my brothers: They may foul the way with their charred and broken balls, but they will not stop the Journey."[/i] - Halo 3, Prophet of Truth Oh the immaturity LMAO

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      • All righty then: "Its the balls uhh, dont worry its not a liability". -Kat (arm) "What you dont like my balls?". -Jun (cooking)

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      • "Giving the Covenant back their balls." "[i]Nothing can save you from me! Not men! Not weapons! And not balls![/i]" "Heh...welcome to the top of the balls chain." "Who are you, who do not know your own balls?"

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      • "Balls." -When you get yoinked.

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      • "Second ball from the left, right next to mine." ~Buck

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        • "This thing is right, Halo is a weapon, your balls are making a big mistake"

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          "Hey buddy, how- ugh, these balls suck!" -Handsome Jack

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        • Holy shit this thread is killing me. I'm so immature xP "We got balls in the courtyard!" -Halo 2 "They're sinking cities with giant balls!" -Gears 2 "Marcus, it's your balls!" -Gears 3 "Speedy balls go in, speedy balls come out." -Portal "The balls are on Reach." -Reach "You are weak, and balls must be strong." -Halo 3

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        • "You told me there wouldn't be any balls..." ~ Master Chief like dis if u crai errytiem!

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        • Edited by Player3Th0mas: 4/18/2013 4:25:00 PM
          [i]Psst. Hey, I know who you are. Hail [b]balls[/b].[/i] [i]By order of the [b]balls[/b], stop right there![/i] [i]Watch the [b]balls[/b], traveler.[/i] [i]Is that [b]balls[/b]... coming out of your ears?[/i][i]/[/i][i]Is that fur... coming out of your [b]balls[/b]?[/i] [i]Guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his [b]balls [/b]drawn.[/i] [i]I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of [b]balls[/b].[/i] [i]See those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved [b]balls[/b]. Curved. [b]balls[/b].[/i] [i]They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King... with his [b]balls[/b]![/i] Skyrim balls quotes =D

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          • Edited by BerzerkCommando: 4/18/2013 1:20:31 PM
            [i]Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's balls, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait uh, what was this about, anyway?[/i] -Jolee Bindo [i]The Jedi do not believe in killing their balls. No one deserves execution, no matter what their crimes.[/i] -Bastila Shan. [i]Peace is a lie; there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my balls are broken. The Force will set me free.[/i] -Yuthura Ban HK-47: [i]Can I break his balls now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine...[/i] Revan: Maybe later... HK-47: [i]Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!"[/i] Yuka Laka: [i]Err, well... ah...[/i] Sith Recruit: [i]Sith Recruit: Do you know how many balls there are on this planet?[/i] Jolee Bindo: [i]Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen![/i] Canderous Ordo: [i]Nice one, old man.[/i] Jolee Bindo: [i]What can I say? It takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age.[/i] Revan: [i]Er... It's nothing , just my balls.[/i] Jolee Bindo: [i]My hearing's not so good. I'm just pleased my nice master doesn't beat me balls much anymore, yes sir. [/i] Mission Vao: [i]Hey, Bastila. Have you ever used the balls just for fun? You know, trip up some jerk who's ticking you off?[/i] Bastila Shan: [i]I would never use the balls for such petty and trivial revenge. The mere thought of it is preposterous! [/i]

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            • "You ever get tired of busting my balls?" -Romeo, ODST I didn't have to do much work for that one. "to give the covenant back their balls" - Halo 2 "Balls! Fast and low!" - Halo 3 "No. Your world will burn until its surface is but glass! And not even your Balls will live to creep, blackened from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage.. " Halo 3 For your destruction is the will of the gods! And I? I am their Balls!" Halo 3

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            • "Ms. Naval intelligence, our new boss. So check your mouths, find your chairs . . . and get set for a balls drop!" - Buck on puberty

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            • "Sorry Mario, but the balls are in another castle" "It's dangerous to go alone. Take balls."

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            • "Niko, cousin! It's Roman! How about a game of balls, eh? Just like old times!"

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            • [i]To balls, or not to balls... That's the question.[/i]

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              • [i]I never asked for balls...[/i]

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              • "Tribute?! You steal men's balls, and make them your slaves!"

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              • My balls are a tool of justice.

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                "Wake me when you need balls."

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