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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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8 Replies"Burn their mongrel balls." - Halo 3 "They must love the smell of balls." - Halo 3 "Hurry demon! We seek the same balls!" - Halo 3 "Calamity! If only we had more balls!" - Halo 3 "These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your balls on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your balls. It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it." - Portal 2 "Make life take the balls back! Get mad! I don't want your damn balls! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson balls! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the balls! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent combustible balls that burn your house down!" - Portal 2 "Those balls you're wearing look stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people they look fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you they look "stupid". Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably – Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In balls! From France!" - Portal 2 I'm ashamed to say that this is fun.
