>goes to America >orders chips >gets served crisps >say wtf is this >fat Murrican starts a fight >he is easily beaten into submission >armed rednecks shoot at me >get wounded in leg >crawls to hospital >can't afford treatment >joins a nearby group protesting the healthcare system >entire group massacred by rednecks for being communists >rednecks sick of communists >rednecks start a revolution >rednecks solo the entire US military with bolt action rifles >rednecks rule the land >minorities discriminated against >people who believe in equality shot in streets >everything is privatised >people die of starvation and dehydration >oxygen privatised >everyone dies >freedom >Murrica -blam!- yeah!