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4/28/2013 11:44:38 PM
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What's the best way to hide a boner?
The most effective way that I've found is to push your boner to the side, if that makes sense. The problem with this is that you gotta hide the act of pushing your boner to the side.
What's a better way? Don't you dare say folding your arms...
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6 RepliesAs a wearer of basketball shorts and warm ups, I discovered the method of shoving my wood up vertically (when discreet action is possible), leaving the elastic of my pants to hold it against my stomach. Obviously the issue with this is that your wood is gonna show if you shirt gets lifted up for any reason, so use VERY carefully... but it has the dual effect of hiding the wood and making it go away faster. Also lean forward and use whatever objects you have in hand to obscure.
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Funny enough, this video was just released today.
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#waistbandit
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wear a long T-shirt or shirt no one ever notices, ether thats true or every one just doesn't tell me.
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pushing it to the side is worse for me cause the added pressure from my pants just turns me on more.
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Put your hand in your pocket over your boner.
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How do I hide a boner? With a bigger boner!
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Edited by BSS Lazer: 4/24/2014 8:52:29 PMIn plain sight. Edit: Oh would you look at that, I posted here a year ago too. How my thinking has changed.
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Hands in pockets.
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I like to hide my boners in a vagina. No one is ever the wiser.
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Flex your thighs repeatedly. It draws the blood moves their instead of you D.
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4 RepliesEdited by SecondClass: 4/29/2013 12:10:33 AMThe reason it's hard in the first place is because of all the semen in it. Literally all you have to do is get it out.
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Jebus guys, go and find an invisibility condom and let it poke out of your pants.
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Why hide it?
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Why hide it? I prefer to just whip it out, point it at the nearest of age female and tell her to get busy, since its not gonna suck itself.
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What sort of prissy girl are you that you want to hide away your manhood rather than proudly displaying it?
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usually i just have sex with the nearest 10/10 would bang
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Falcon Punch.
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Depending on which side you have it sitting, you can put your hands in your pockets and push it in between your thighs.
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1 ReplyWhat about when you're at the beach?
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In a girl
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I just put my hands in my pockets and push outwards. If I'm sitting down and it's pointing down my leg, I tuck it under my thigh a little bit. It is uncomfortable but it gets the job done.
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2 RepliesOne time, a guy in my science class had a raging boner that ripped a hole in his pants.
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1 Reply[spoiler]Folding your arms.[/spoiler] But seriously, put it up, as in aiming in toward your chest. It makes it to where you can't even see it, but to where sitting down is awkward as hell, with the added consequence of everyone thinking you have nothing down there (which applies to all the wimminz who crave for the D).
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The old 'up and tuck' technique is the most effective if such an occasion arises (arises lol)
