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Seriously it sucks. I just wish sometimes I could be a well pail or a lunch pail, my life so much easier.
The problem with being a garden pail is you are made with the expectation to water plants. You are supposed to feel bad for plants and work to water them while they just sit back and soak in the sunlight. It would be great if I was a plant I could just blame all my problems on garden pails.
Another thing that sucks about being a garden pail is affirmative action. Equally qualified well pails will be sold cheaper, get used more so they appear "diverse" and a bunch of other unfair advantages based on their shape alone.
Another thing that sucks is the rampant racism against garden pails. Lunch pail on garden pail crime is so much higher than vise versa but if it's garden on lunch crime it's a "hate crime" and there are harsher penalties. Also it's acceptable for lunch pails to call me "garden bucket" but i call a lunch pail "school box" I'm assumed to have a leak.
And when I do work hard and become successful as a garden pail people disregard my accomplishments and years of work and say its easy for garden pails. It hurts my feelings.
I also wish I wasn't a pail. Being a pail is tough these days with bucketists trying to take our rights and equality away. And when we get broken we get thrown out and a bucket gets bought. Not to mention insurance rights.
Life overall would be much better if I was a lunch pail. But oh well, guess ill have to tough it out.
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Try to get on one of those TV shows for kids like Dora with the talking inanimate objects, or kill yourself. Either one.