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Edited by Jump Into Hell: 5/12/2013 7:00:12 AM
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Should I train myself with prostitutes?

I'm seriously considering about it. When guys were getting laid in high school. I was gaming and being fat. In uni, guys are practically banging in school handicap toilet, the roof Top, classrooms after 5. I was busy solving my fat issues. I'm ready to get women now. But I've no sexual experience. How am I going to satisfy her? Should i train myself with whores? Wat do Flood

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  • Yes, you must make pilgrimage to the Red Light Mountains, where the whore-monks train in the arts of a secret-technique for sex that has been passed to one successor for the last 1,000 years. You shall meet the latest successor in the mountains and she will show you the true way to sex. Go, young Jump Into Hell, your destiny awaits.

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