The Illuminuti has lied to you. Peanut Butter's origins was given to a black man as part of a conspiracy. They're afraid if the truth ever got out that it was not invented by a black man than mass riots/panic will ensue. This secret has been closely guarded by the Illuminuti's current leader (and second Mr. Peanut) President Jimmy Carter. He'll try and silence anyone who gets the truth out and dip chocolate in his peanut butter. Fight the Illuminuti, spread the word, Peanut Butter was not invented by a black man