If you hear about any boats or shit crashing that would be them getting blinded by my pale white skin. I'm going to da beach yay.
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wanna swim? OH LOOK THERE'S A POINTY ROCK TROLOLOL wanna not get sun-burned? LOL SAND GUNNA STICK EVERYWHERE ON YO BODY wanna eat some food? LOL WIND GUNNA BLOW SAND IN YO FOOD wanna read a book? LOL WIND GUNNA BLOW SAND IN YO BOOK wanna make a sand castle? LOL SMALL CHILD ALERT OOPS NO CASTLE ANY MORE wanna get changed and leave the beach? LOL WIND GUNNA BLOW SAND IN ALL YO BAGS AND CLOTHES SAND LEAVES WHEN SAND'S READY BITCH the beach is shit; don't go there.