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Edited by Chakas: 5/14/2013 3:38:24 AM
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I want you to know about my special leather pants.

I have these special leather pants that have a unique resealable seam running along the center of the back of them. This allows me to tear them off on a whim whenever I want, and then put the seam back together and do it all over again. In my spare time I go into the restrooms of various kids' restaurants (i.e. Chuck'E Cheese's,Peter Piper Pizza,etc.) while wearing my special leather pants, a loosely buttoned Hawaiian button-down shirt that exposes my chest and some flip-flops while carrying and over-sized boombox. I then close the bathroom door, lock it and in front of the mirror and begin to play Micheal Jackson's song "Beat it" at full blast. Once the music starts to sink into my heart, I tear off my leather pants with a furious passion and begin to play windmill in the mirror like there is no tomorrow. I continue to spin my one-bladed windmill passionately to the music until the song ends or I am kicked out of the restroom by force. Whichever comes first. If I am not kicked out, I re-seal my sexy leather pants, put them back on and stroll on to the next public restroom to repeat the process. I film each session of one-bladed windmill spinning and enjoy it greatly. I give the tapes to Recon in exchange for Cheerios porn vids, which I re-enact for Dazz. Their enjoyment of the spectacle motivates me to do it even more. The whole thing makes BobCast so proud of me and makes him a proud mother of mine. So what do you do in your spare time, flood? [spoiler]If you don't know what "playing windmill in the mirror" is, go into the restroom and shake your junk in a circular motion like a blade on a windmill. You now know what it is.[/spoiler]

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