This is pretty weak but hey, I have no idea what the hell happened. Yesterday I was texting this girl that gave me her number on my yearbook (that I've had a "thing" for for a while). This is the conversation that ensued.
(Our school had gone to an amusement park for graduation)
Me
-Her
Hiya
6:00pm
-Hey
6:15pm
Saw you at the sidewinder, they made it a little worse for the next group though, we pretty much went upside down.
6:17pm
-Oh did yuh see [redacted] throw up on me?
6:18pm
Wait what?
6:18pm
When did he do that?
6:20pm
Well....besides that...how was everything?
6:24pm
-Oh it was like the last ride and i had a blast till... He threw up on me.
6:25pm
I could see how that could be, what ride was it anyway?
6:26pm
-The sidewinder... Last ride we went on...
6:27pm
Ah, I was there the first time you went on. I was in line for the fireball when we had to go to the buses.
6:28pm
For the last time anyway.
6:28pm
Or "one" anyway.
6:29pm
Well either way that sucks that that happened to you.
6:31pm
So, scooting away from that subject what'r you doin' now?
6:52pm
No responses after that.
So, what happened exactly? And should I try texting her today or tomorrow?
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Yeah sorry, but you insert way too many texts in-between hers. I would've tried something like this: Hiya 6:00pm -Hey 6:15pm Saw you at the sidewinder, they made it a little worse for the next group though, we pretty much went upside down. 6:17pm -Oh did you see [redacted] throw up on me? 6:18pm Wait what? You were able to get cleaned up properly right? (Wait a few hours for a response by this point, then text with something off-topic, you don't want to text bombard] 6:18pm [Redacted] 6:20pm [Redacted] 6:24pm -Oh it was like the last ride and i had a blast till... He threw up on me. 6:25pm I could see how that could mess up the rest of the day, at least you got everything out of the way before it happened. 6:26pm -[Redacted, you just weren't paying attention here] 6:27pm I was on it the first time with you i think, but next time just ask me to sit besides you. I'd be glad to shield you next time. (After this point say your good-byes and don't spam) 6:28pm That's how i would do it anyways.