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5/30/2013 2:43:26 AM
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Anonymous thread
This kind of thread has been done in Sapphire a lot, and it always ends up being fairly popular, so I'm bringing it here. Anyways, all you have to do is PM me anything you've wanted to say, but not claim responsibility for, and I'll post it here anonymously. Since it's anonymous you can say whatever you want (within the guidelines of the rules of course), and it's super fun.
GO! PM ME!
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"RATTLE ME BONES WELCOME ABOARD MATIES RATTLE ME BONES RATTLE ME BONES TAKE WHAT YE WILL BUT DON'T RATTLE ME BONES SPIN THE WHEEL FOR THE TREASURE TO TAKE CAREFUL MY FRIEND OR HE WILL RATTLE AND SHAKE RATTLE ME BONES TURN THE LIGHTS LOW THERE'S A FRIGHTENING GLOW BUT DON'T RATTLE ME BONES RATTLE ME RATTLE ME RATTLE ME BONES YOU CAN USE YOUR SKILLS TO TAKE WHAT YOU WILL YOU CAN TAKE YOUR WILL BUT DON'T RATTLE ME BONES BATTERIES SOLD SEPARATELY FROM IDEAL"
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"I sucked my own dick once."
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"I'm not racist but I can never have sex with a black girl cause all most all of them have attitude."
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I'll speak for myself but thanks anyway.
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1 Reply"I like girls, but I find Vaginas disgusting. Does this make me gay?"
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Bet I still have all of those PM's somewhere... Oh what fun that was but no thanks.
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7 Replies"Plasma Eagle is so cool. I want his baby."
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"Hitler was a good painter." Okay, this time I actually have to go to bed. I have four hours to sleep and a lot of shit to do today.
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2 RepliesSo this is like shitty confession bear?
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"I not-so-secretly had sex with Foman's mom."
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"I think that Cancer is a choice, and that the people who choose to get it are the most selfish, horrible people on Earth."
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5 Replies"The setting: a dimly lit barn in an undisclosed location in the Deep South. It was two in the morning and the darkness was like a physical presence. The farm owner had left town for a few days, leaving me in charge of taking care of the animals. This was the opportunity I had been patiently awaiting for years. All was quiet as I entered the barn, but it would not remain that way for long. Unable to contain my desire, I approached the largest of the horses, Black Diamond, a stallion with a coat as black as the night. Black Diamond and I had always gotten along, much to the consternation of the owner. You see Black Diamond had the heart of a true wild stallion, and had never allowed anyone but me to so much as approach him. Not even I can say what he saw in me, but I knew that he was the one, and that this was our night. I presented myself to this exquisite example of the equine form, shivering as I watched slivers of starlight shimmer off of his black coat. He approached me without hesitation; he knew what I had come for. I was shocked as he became erect, for his was the largest horse cock I had ever seen. It is unlikely that you will believe me, but I swear upon my mother's grave that BD's horse cock was a full three feet in length, and had the girth of a grown man's forearm. The feeling of Black Diamond's monster horse cock penetrating my poop-chute was pure bliss. My sphincter contracted into a loving embrace of his shaft as he mounted me and mercilessly drove himself ever deeper into my welcoming caverns. While our love-making most likely only lasted for about thirty minutes, it felt like hours of heaven. Finally, with one last mighty thrust, Black Diamond released himself inside me; I let out a moan of pleasure as I felt the hot cream shoot forth into my intestine, gushing out around his already deflating cock. I lay on the barn floor in a state of happiness for a while before dressing myself, giving Black Diamond a loving pat on the snout, and returning home."
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"I'm a racist motherfucker"
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Actually I'm going to bed now, but I'll post everything around 5:00 when I get up.
