Made my bed this morning, when I saw a huge ass Black Widow Spider crawling on the floor.
It was moving towards the wall to hide.
I went to go get a shoe to squash it, but then it disappeared.
So now I have an animal that can kill me in my sleep, and I can't find it after 10 minutes of searching.
TF DO I DO?
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Gasoline, flamethrower and something to lure the spider out with Step one Place the bait somewhere out in the open Step two Wait for the spider Step three Pour gasoline all over it when it becomes visible Step four Use the flamethrower on it Step five Extinguish the fire (optional)
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Are you dead?
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Burn the house down.
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Sleep in another room for the night.
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Venus Flytrap
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The only possible solution is to burn the house down.
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Move out?
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Cause you didn't drank doritos. Casual
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I bet you killed it only because it was black.
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Eh they don't really harm you unless you threaten it so you should be fine.
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Call the exterminator, and if they don't come up with anything, burn the house down. It's the only way to be sure. Oh, and you'll collect the insurance for the house, too.
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:??????
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Later tonight.
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It won't kill you just make you sick for a few weeks
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Hopefully it bites you.
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Challenge it to a duel, i did the same thing with a wasp The tension was high it was the final battle between that wasp with a fly swatter I ended up killing it with termite killer after doing these things (I was out of wasp killer....) -Duel wielding Fly swatter -Windex to scare it+ Fly swatter strapped to mop stick Then i napalmed it with Termite spray, i had to see the thing suffer while i hosed at least 2 pints of termite spray on it
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Simple, just don't go to sleep
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You have no choice but to nuke your house from orbit.
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Blow up the continent.
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Burn the house down.