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Edited by bobcast:
6/5/2013 7:38:52 PM
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So you're sitting there taking a shit...
And to your horror there is no toilet paper.
What do you do?
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Bare hand it.
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I pull up my pants loosely and go get some.. Its not bad at all if you do it right.
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I would put on sweats and recreate the running scene from Rocky while running to the store and have shit all over my pants/ass.
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Shit my tit.
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I am NOT taking a shit.
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The Walk of Shame
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If i'm in my house, i'd waddle to the bath tub that has the detachable spray nozzle, if i wasn't in my house, i'd panic.
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Tissues.
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I'll just get my garden hose.
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5 Replies
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1 ReplyGet naked, and spray my ass with the shower spray (provided its the detachable hand held kind)
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1 ReplyI ALWAYS check for TP. I can hold it.
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Recycle the used toilet paper in the trash can.
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Stick my ass in the shower.
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I've been Dropping a lot of Dukes in my time and I have has this happen before and all i did was get up and take a shower
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1 ReplyI usually waddle downstairs, shit hanging between my legs and grab a load of kitchen roll.
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This is my worst nightmare because it's more realistic that anything else and more probable than cancer or dying in a car crash or getting run over by a vehicle... D:
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Just use someone else's towel, like I always do.
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7 RepliesDid bobcast edit in the tag #Iam3yearsold? If so, that made my day.
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Go to the other bathroom, if still no luck grab a tissue box. Seroiusly this is a problem i've had to deal with many times, it's no biggie.
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use my ass as toilet paper
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Shit!
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2 RepliesUse my dog as toilet paper
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Use a corn cob
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How did you know?
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9 Replies
