I will never understand the appeal of hanging out with my sister but whenever I get a new friend invite them over. My sister, the fat lard she is, pops up out of nowhere and plumps her fatass on the chair where the chair becomes unstable and steals my friends away. I am scared to even invite a friend over because she just steals them like their candy.
For example, my close friend from middle school that I use to hang out with just all of a sudden stopped hanging out with me after meeting my sister. It is either hanging out with her getting drunk or never coming over. Hell, she doesn't even hang out with me anymore like I am just a wrapper of a candy bar and can just be thrown away.
So now everytime I get a new friend I try to not even hang out at my house anymore because her and her boyfriend -blam!-ing steal my friends and I just lose them.
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Is there some joke I'm missing?