I like giving oral more than I do receiving it.
So flood, share your naughty/weird confessions
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I like to eat poop
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I commit bestiality.
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I commit incest.
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Edited by kgj: 11/11/2013 12:20:00 PMi like to withdraw during kisses to pretend to catch my breath because it makes ms goji want more oh yeah also every part of me scrunches up whenever i see the gentle rise and fall of her chest as she sleeps
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I never actually masturbated until I was 18. I would just have sex with random objects around the house.
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I masterbated in a pair of my mothers dirty panties...
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I once gazoobled a girl's gagoodidy really hard.
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I would like to eat a girl out to hear her sounds...as she bleeds[spoiler]Period[/spoiler]
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I haven't gone without an erection for months.
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I don't like 69, but then again nobody likes drowning.
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I don't wash my hands after going to the toilet.
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This one time at band camp I put my trumpet up my ass and farted "The Star Spangled Banner" in one... Massive... Fart...
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I... I like Call of Duty
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Edited by CupcakesAndRose: 12/9/2013 8:44:33 PMI'm a guy who's read the entire Twilight series.
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I once spelt [i]naughty[/i] correctly and everyone loved me
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I flijiggle wiggled in a zip zop thread as my girl sucked on my bajangle hoozle.
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I came into this one girl's bottle of lotion. She proceeded to use it for the next two months.
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[quote]I like giving oral more than I do receiving it. [/quote] Damn near every teenage girl I know thinks this
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I put a penny on a railroad iron. And put an xbox game back on a store shelf that I found kicked under a display.
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Edited by Overlord: 11/12/2013 10:14:50 PMI got a teacher to make out and blow me once. I was 15 at the time, she was 29
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Once I paid some drug dealers to beat up a member of my school class.
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not naughty OP that's just altruistic
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"I once laughed at a blind man eating spaghetti"
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Edited by Infiltrat0rN7: 11/13/2013 2:50:57 AMI found my girlfriend at a anime con cosplaying as Fluttershy. I'm not even a damn brony but pink hair is hawt Also i watched a entire Nutnfancy video and [i]I felt like i learned something new[/i]
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Screw the 5 second rule. I allow 2 minutes. Also I like biting myself