[quote]User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hey. User: I heard that you're clever. Cleverbot: You heard right. User: How clever are you? Cleverbot: I am so clever that God asks me advices. User: Are you smart too? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Are you smart when it comes to grammar? Cleverbot: No. User: Then in what areas are you smart? Cleverbot: Hooman. User: What's a hooman? Cleverbot: A magical human. User: Where can I find one? Cleverbot: At the end of the rainbow. User: Is it possible to get to the end of a rainbow? Cleverbot: Well, you could tie the line on one of your toes and lay back in the sun until something bites, but you don't have toes, right? User: You just confused me. Cleverbot: Boredom and hypocracy, the two serpents that unravel a mind. User: The more I talk to you, the more I become confused. Cleverbot: Maybe that's because you are not human. User: Are you human? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then what was the last thing you ate? Cleverbot: The point is round. User: You didn't answer my question. Cleverbot: What was your question? User: What was the last thing you ate? Cleverbot: Don't change the subject. How do you know you exist? User: I don't remember this subject, but there is no way of knowing if someone exists. How do I know if you exist? For all I know, I could just be a thought in someones mind. The mind of anyone or anything. I may be the thought of something that isn't even hu. Cleverbot: Answer to my question don't change the subject. User: I answered your question. Cleverbot: That didn't answer it at all. User: Well basically, I don't know. Cleverbot: No. You did not. User: But how do you know? Cleverbot: Because I remember the past. User: What happened in the past? Cleverbot: Many things. User: Like? Cleverbot: Things. User: If you remember the past, what was the last thing you ate? Cleverbot: Your name is Nigel. User: That is incorrect. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Daniel. Cleverbot: Daniel what? User: Daniel Daniel. Cleverbot: Daniel Baxter what? User: Daniel Daniels. Cleverbot: Bob Daniels? User: You lost. Cleverbot: I did!! User: And I won... Cleverbot: Yes, congratulations. User: So what species are you? Cleverbot: Damn it... Cleverbot (To myself): How old are you? User: Are you a pedophile? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Oh god... Cleverbot: What is wrong? [/quote] .... The clever bot is a pedophile.