t4r You have been accidentally sealed in a gigantic tin can and now with only your wits and the nearest handheld object within 10 feet of you (computers and mouses and do not count) you must find a means of escaping.
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I've got a pillow. Thus I shall rip it in half, because two haves make a whole, or hole, rather. And I shall exit the tin can via the hole I made.