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Stick it in his/her pooper
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-blam!- them, as long as you're not procreating and multiplying recessive genes I see no reason not to
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Shout out as loud as you can: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL -blam!-! Make sure other people in your family can hear you. That will surely stop their advances. Unless they have no shame.
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Always wear a condom.