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Edited by Elegiac:
7/8/2013 1:55:41 PM
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The Squid at the Center of the Earth.
Far below your beds, further than your mind can hold, at the center of the Earth, there is a gigantic Squid. Imponderable, its limbs flex incrementally and invisible lines of force vibrate out to join the cosmic conversation. Its ageless voice reshapes reality through flickering wastelands beneath a twinned sickle moon. The Squid at the Center of the Earth never blinks; swimming through nirvana it sculpts infinity until the land of two moons calls itself home.
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1 ReplyWell... If you believe that, you shouldn't be going to any cabins in the woods, well you'd last pretty long cuz you're a stoner but ultimately you will probably -blam!- this entire world up.
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1 ReplyThis is blasphemy against the true god Flying Spaghetti Monster and you shall be going to hell where the beer is stale, the hookers have VD, the cannabis never gets you high and you are in a fully lobby on Halo Wars yet the game never begins....EVER!
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15 RepliesI expected some thread which involved my kin...
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6 RepliesEdited by Mendicant Bias: 7/3/2013 5:43:16 AMI have a question, sir. Relatively speaking, squid have large penises, and the deeper the species lives, the larger the penis and the smaller the their modified spermatophore-transferring arms are, also known as hectocotyli. Now what I'm inquiring here is how large would this particular gigantic cephalopod be and furthermore (and most importantly), how long would its penis be, considering the trending relations between squid penis size and the depth they live in?
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ALL HAIL!
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2 RepliesIn the end, we all shall Squid.
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6 RepliesPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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I hate both squids and octupi, or anything with tentacles...
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1 ReplySounds like a SyFy original.
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1 ReplyI'm not sure what this is an analogy for...
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I can't even...
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'Squid' *shudders*
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Wow you've gone to shit my friend :/
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I wanna have sex with a dolphin so bad
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Makes me think of the beams and turtle from the [i]Dark Tower.[/i]
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8 RepliesEdited by EC 437: 7/2/2013 3:48:15 PMSounds like somebody has been hearing the call of Cthulhu.
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Mind=blown
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1 ReplyDude... You are soooo baked right now.
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Don't tell skydoesminecraft.
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4 RepliesThe only reasonable response. By the way, the top comments to the video made me cry.
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4 RepliesThis made my dick twitch. 10/10 read it 6 times
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1 ReplyEdited by Saleem: 7/2/2013 11:15:58 AMI think Elegiac is a Cthulhu worshiper. "That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die"
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I.............comprehend.
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Me gusta. And that's where the currents that carry the tectonic plates come from.
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2 RepliesCan it face up to the machine unmatched in heaven and earth? Equal to the highest gods themselves?
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
