I'll tell you hwat everytime I read the Bible I always root for this Lucifer fellow I mean his father basically stabbed him in the back and expected him to be okay with it, and all he's ever done to humans is given them a choice in life! And he's not a dickbag like God is throughout the Bible God tortures humans for what I'm guessing is S&G. While Satan just doesn't give a -blam!- about humans and only bringing God to justice for all that he's done.
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Jor El > Kal El = God Therfore, Jor El > God Take me on Satan. (As long as we're on a ship I'm installed in, and you don't mess with the controls.)