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Edited by DarkSpyda04: 7/8/2013 7:41:25 PM
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Masterchief versus Aquaman: It is going down!

Mastercheif

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Aquaman

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Masterchief is sitting on the beach eating a pineapple when he gets bored and boards a plane to Hawaii. Then after a week in Hawaii he gets bored and boards a plane to Connecticut. In Connecticut he takes a five mile hike by the shoreside. Then after a while he gets bored yet again and takes a plane back to where he started, [location classified]. Here while on a raft made of broken sandals and held together by duct tape while sipping a martini, he is shocked to discover that he left his wallet in the car. So paddling on his way back to the car, he is attacked by hunger and eats a hamburger. While he's eating a hamburger something happens out of the sudden that is not ordinary. The hamburger slips out of his hands and into the water; he curses at the thought. Then Aquaman appears and the two start fighting. Who will win? EDIT: People are taking this thread seriously? (Quick, everybody change your vote to masterchief!)

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  • New 52 Aquaman is actually pretty badass. In fact, he's always been badass since Post Crisis. Silver Age tainted his reputation by making him into a Barbie Doll fgt that everyone refers to nowadays. Current iterations portray him as the Thor of the sea. [b]Strength:[/b] In the thousands of tons. Even stronger when underwater. He can bench press oil rigs. [b]Speed:[/b] Probably not as fast as Chief on land in terms of pure sprinting ability, but he has the superior reflexes considering he can outreact Deathstroke. [b]Versatility and durability:[/b] He's pretty much "every conventional firearm barring a nuke" proof, considering he can withstand the immense pressures of the deep consistently. I'm not even going to factor in the rest, because at this point, those three categories are already a stomp in Arthur's favour.

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