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Edited by DE4THINC4RN4TE:
7/16/2013 6:05:03 AM
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DE4THINC4RN4TE for City Bum- My Platform and what it means to YOU.
Ladies and Gentleman, I am pleased to officially
announce my candidacy for City Bum.
These are hard times we live in. With the Fallen constantly attacking and no word from the Vanguard, the future looks bleak. It can be easy to lose hope in times of hardship. It is times like this that we look towards the City Bum to lead us in making us feel better. The incumbent, DeeJ, has been slacking on the job for the last few terms. He has betrayed the people who gave him their vote. NO MORE.
It is time to rise up, and claim the seat from him! No longer will we be subject to his demeaning policies! As the City Bum, I will institute policies to raise public morale, not lower them in the way my opponent has.
[quote][u]Bum Platform:[/u]
[i]1. Mandatory Bum Fees will be abolished. No more will the people of this great city be oppressed.
2. As the City Bum, I promise to spend more time on street corners. Rants will be expanded to include end times and football scores.
3. Hygiene will be lowered to an all time low. A rough appearance is essential to being the City Bum.
4. Attempts to wash cars with dirty rags at highway off-ramps will increase 10-Fold.
5. I will look into reevaluating the tax on the Doctrine 18, Part H, subsection 5 law.
6. I promise to do my part to keep the local pigeon population down.
7. Public Drunkenness/Nudity will be a priority for this administration, regardless of what the other side of the aisle has to say about it.[/i][/quote]
As you can see, I take the issues very seriously, something my opponent has neglected for some time now. When you vote me in, you will see a complete change in the way the City's Bum acts, this I swear. We will hold our heads high as we look towards the future!
#DE4THINC4RN4TE4CityBum2013
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Necro
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3 RepliesIf i see you i'm gonna start throw pennies at you and tell you to get a job
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5 RepliesSorry. You're overqualified. :(
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Better not mess with my Taco Shop.
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4 Replies69% master race. Save this moment for your candidacy.
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4 RepliesI want to know how your administration stands on the controversial topic of using funny accents to get sandwiches from strangers.
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1 Reply*Face Palm*
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2 RepliesYou have my vote, and my respect... IF... I will be allowed to do unusual and funny things to earn money. Example: I will drag my pet donkey round' town holding a cardboard sign that says, "ten bucks to ride my ass"
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1 ReplyI believe in you!
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1 ReplyOnly if I can make it more obvious when I quickly look away when you look my way. And when I'm driving I want more window to pretend to stare out of in the opposite direction of you when you are begging by the road.
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1 ReplyGood read. The beginning wasn't that good, but overall enjoyed myself.
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1 ReplySlowly begins to clap...
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Edited by Ezimatana: 7/16/2013 11:34:53 PM
Started a new topic: anatamize 4 citi bum :) announcen my candedicy nd mi parte platferm(25 Replies))
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i agree.
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3 RepliesI had hoped FoMan would have taken the job, but I like your style. Allow me to help with the campaign?
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1 ReplyI have one question. Why wouldn't I vote for you? You've got my vote sir.
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1 ReplyYou have my vote.
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1 ReplyThis is by far the most entertaining thread I've seen here on the forums. I like the campaign add. YOU HAVE MY VOTE!!
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1 ReplyEdited by Q9086119: 7/17/2013 3:22:03 PMas long as you beg for other players money you have my vote.
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In light of recent threats, this City Hobo Candidate will now be armed at all times such as to act as a deterrent or should the need arise a weapon for self defense.
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7 RepliesHey, hey hey! I'm a bigger bum than you!
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3 Replies[quote]#DE4THINC4RN4TE4CityBum2013[/quote] dont you mean 2014?
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1 ReplyThe Grim Reaper a "City Bun"? very wise indeed, but yet dumb as -blam!-.
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9 RepliesYou're already Flood bum. You need to get your priorities in order, It's a big job, and you can't handle two offices.
