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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
7/17/2013 12:11:24 AM
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One Pokemon or The Perfect Girl?
So, by some unknown means you are offered the choice between one Pokemon (anyone you want, but you can't use it to dominate the world or any of that) or a girl so perfect that all other girls might as well not exist and you'll only want to zum a zum zum in her boom boom.
Which would you choose? If you choose Pokemon, which one would it be? If it's the girl, describe her.
Discuss.
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1 ReplyPokémon can get you grills. Problem solved.
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I choose Pokemon because I already have the perfect girl :3
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Its either tyranitar zapdos or raikou
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Haunter so I can scare the shit out of everyone.
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I dont even play pokeman so......
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9 RepliesI want a Female Gardevoir. [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by ThankfulBardock: 11/3/2014 8:32:45 PMWho needs a gf whne u hve Gardevoir ( ͡° ☆͜ʖ ☆͡°)
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Edited by Eluminary: 2/25/2015 8:58:20 AMEver seen the first pokemon movie? Mewtwo could control people minds and memories, so pokemon ... mewtwo... and you get both =p Edit: thinking about it though I do know a couple of girls on Twitter that would literally do ANYTHING for an Eevee
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Lugia. Pretty badass. Elegant. Sexy. Never need to ride a plane or drive again. Make money by letting people ride for a cost. Can pass down for generations.
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Definitely choose Mew. I'd rather find a great girl myself.
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It seems like the "girl" people are too embarrassed to explain their reasoning...
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Dialga. Then I could go back in time to get another pokemon. And then another. And another. And another *maniacal cackling*
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10 RepliesA Ditto... Got both in one package
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Edited by DlSCODYL: 2/25/2015 7:51:02 AMI'm gonna say girl cause my dog would be jealous if I got a pokemon
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Pokemon (attract *insert lenny face here*)
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My perfect girl is a Pokémon
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Pokemon no doubt..
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Why can't we just choose ditto and have both....
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Screw girls! I can ride around on my Metagross like a pimp!!
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She packs my bowls She doesn't say I smoke too much, hell she smokes more than I do She likes hot food She's smooth as butter I'd -blam!- a charzard
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4 Replies>Get arcanine >Ride it everywhere >Never pay for fuel again >Ultimate personal defence >Perfect pillow >Never freeze >Look intimidating as -blam!- walking down the street >Can be passed down throughout the generations >Will do literally anything you tell it to without hesitation >Breathes mother-blam!-ing fire >Get all the bitches
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Edited by jj1042: 2/25/2015 3:16:41 AMI'd rather have a non-existent creature in real life (Chesnaut, btw.) and find a flawed girl that I still love because that's natural. Edit: or Dialaga BECAUSE TIME TRAVEL!
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Edited by gr8estever900: 2/25/2015 7:22:27 AMPokemon because with it I could get the perfect girl. Check and mate[spoiler]they only problem I'm having is which pokemon to chose probably dialga for time travel or a charmander if it can evolve to a charizard if they can't evolve then alakazam for teleportation BOOM!![/spoiler]
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I can't decide.
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Literally every comment is pokemon. The poll, however, is leaning ever-so-slightly towards "Girl."
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Edited by Apollo: 2/25/2015 3:09:45 AMId get Dialga and go back in time to get the girl I win and have both [spoiler]loop hole ftw You cant make a rule about it that affects me because i already did it[/spoiler]
