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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
7/17/2013 12:11:24 AM
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One Pokemon or The Perfect Girl?
So, by some unknown means you are offered the choice between one Pokemon (anyone you want, but you can't use it to dominate the world or any of that) or a girl so perfect that all other girls might as well not exist and you'll only want to zum a zum zum in her boom boom.
Which would you choose? If you choose Pokemon, which one would it be? If it's the girl, describe her.
Discuss.
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Already got the girl
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Fck pokemons
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>mfw Pokemon is actually close to beating the girl option.
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Mew. It can do everything.
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I would like to have the girl of weird science with a bit of ahorn sirop pls. And a diet coke
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I can't believe how close this pole is. Pokemon obviously!!! Charizard all day.
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Honestly my aunt did have a pet iguana lol tf
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A little girl that stays 2 years old forever and knows to keep her mouth shut.
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1 ReplyCharizard.
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1 ReplyI already have the girl irl for almost 2 years now, still strong as ever, soooooo Pokemon!!!! If she ever leaves for some reason at least I'll have a buddy. But the hard part is choosing... Wanna say charizard... But I also think pikachu would be more convinient, smaller to take up less space and less... You know... On fire.
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ChariZar. Dragon pokemon
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Zoroak in a heartbeat. Who needs human interaction, am i right?
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Pokemon, duh. Me and my Charizard would fly across the world!
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Vaporeon bro
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1 ReplyDitto or bust.
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The undead one
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3 RepliesI'm actually shocked at the amount of people that have chosen Pokemon. What the -blam!-?
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Why can't we take over the world? That ruins my whole plan.
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3 RepliesPerfect girl. Both would make me happy, but I'm [i]not[/i] gonna -blam!- a Blaziken.
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My aunt's pet iguana son.
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2 Repliesscrew pokemon give me a digimon
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Well the perfect girl could leave me. That pokemons mine for life.. Maybe I could marry a pokemon
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Pokemon. - Sell Pokemon to government - Use money to build human clone farm - Use clone farm to construct the most genetically perfect girl ever - Use human clone farm to grow me a huge cock - Raise and brainwash girl to worship me as the God of Sex - -blam!- her right in the pussy!
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get pokemon, use it to acquire bitches.
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Get Gardevoir. Problem solved.
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Well....If I had a Pokémon the police or Army would go ape shit and shoot it or the -blam!-ing government bastards would seize it for examination. A perfect girl is perfect though....
