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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
7/17/2013 12:11:24 AM
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One Pokemon or The Perfect Girl?
So, by some unknown means you are offered the choice between one Pokemon (anyone you want, but you can't use it to dominate the world or any of that) or a girl so perfect that all other girls might as well not exist and you'll only want to zum a zum zum in her boom boom.
Which would you choose? If you choose Pokemon, which one would it be? If it's the girl, describe her.
Discuss.
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Pokemon. Specifically Pikachu. Now I get all teh asian womens.
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1 ReplyThe girl. I don't even know what Pokemon is.
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Ditto. Problem solved.
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Pokemon, a perfect girl would be boring as hell at least the pokemon would have some interesting quirks due to the world it now lives in and it's unique capabilities.
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Pokemon all da way, Dragonite shall be mine.
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WTF the tags I'm done.
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1 ReplyEdited by Predator5791: 7/18/2013 5:59:36 PMI wouldn't pick the woman. That's basically like forcing someone to love you through some supernatural power, it wouldn't feel genuine. Sure it'd be awesome introducing your girlfriend to friends and family who looks like Jessica Alba but who is to say you wouldn't get bored of her? Even if she was your ideal perfect, chances are you'd want to get involved with other women before settling down. So considering this, I'd pick the Iguana. But if I could have a Pokemon, I'd choose Machoke so that I cold have the ultimate bodybuilding partner. Either that or some huge flying type so that I could ride him around the world.
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1 ReplyIn every movie, TV show, book, or story I've ever seen, read, or heard, you never "choose" the perfect girl. You [i]find[/i] her. But Pokémon, on the other hand, you totally chose. And I would choose ponyta.
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1 ReplyThe perfect guy.
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2 RepliesGirl. I'd rather have the companionship of a human rather than a pokemon. I would love yo have a person that I can truly be myself around, someone I can talk to about anything. I want someone who can bring out the best in me. That's what I want.
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4 RepliesIf I choose the girl, do I live happily ever after with her for the rest of my life? Because I'm not taking a girl that the relationship doesn't work out with over a real live Pokemon...
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>get psychic Pokemon >have Pokemon use hypnosis on girl of your choosing >done
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You have to be retarded to not pick either Girl or your aunts pet Iguana.
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Hmmm let me think. I could either have Yvonne or something that would be deemed too dangerous and taken away from me and then put down after it has been experimented on. Tough one.
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Obviously the girl. Then again, having a dragon to fly around on and burn your enemies sounds fun.
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1 ReplyEdited by Jaaake AU: 7/18/2013 2:56:44 PMI mean, obviously my first choice would be the girl. But relationships don't last forever. And by choosing the pokemon, you'd have a damn [i]pokemon [/i] for the rest of your life. And hell, you could probably use it to pick up chicks anyway. So I'd choose the one Ash carries around with him (Forgot name. twas never a big fan of the show)
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I'll have my Glaceon, please.
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Gimmie my Espeon.
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If the Pokemon lived as long as I did, yes. A Cyndaquil.
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2 RepliesEdited by Capiton Render: 7/17/2013 10:31:42 AMHow is the girl not winning, are you people retarded? Girl: old money philanthropist, loves everything I do, family knows the secret to immortality, looks like Audrey Hepburn.
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1 ReplyI'd choose Pokemon and get a Ditto. Duh.
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Girl. Can't describe her, but Pokemon just can't beat people. Poor sad men you, who chose Pokemon.
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Whelp, I think I met the perfect girl, and she isn't black. Wat do hipi?
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Why take one girl when you can have a badass dragon and get all the girls?
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Rayquaza. Then I will get bitches right? Right?
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Why are people choosing Pokemon?
