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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
7/17/2013 12:11:24 AM
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One Pokemon or The Perfect Girl?
So, by some unknown means you are offered the choice between one Pokemon (anyone you want, but you can't use it to dominate the world or any of that) or a girl so perfect that all other girls might as well not exist and you'll only want to zum a zum zum in her boom boom.
Which would you choose? If you choose Pokemon, which one would it be? If it's the girl, describe her.
Discuss.
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Pokemon, the point of loving someone is that you accept their faults, not like their qualities. 2deep4u?
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I would choose Pokemon and it would be Blastoise or Arcanine
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7 RepliesWhy not both?
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That -blam!-ing iguana man.
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Give me a Charizard.
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2 RepliesA Mudkip over something that doesn't exist. I choose the Mudkip.
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2 RepliesAm I the only one who realizes that a women with such capabilities could manipulate the hell out of you?
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1 ReplyOh c'mon. The Pokemon, obviously. If the girl is that perfect you will have to deal with other dudes trying to shag her CONSTANTLY. Plus you don't get famous for having the perfect girlfriend, you get famous for having a real life Pokemon and would get the attention of women, once you're writing books about it and getting onto TV with it. Also Mudkipz obviously.
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girls are overrated. Pokemon :)
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I would prefer the Pokemon, Lucario. It's not like you start walking and see a real pokemon everyday. Anyways, I have already met my girl ;)
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>pick Arceus >spawn the perfect girl >get both
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It would be irresponsible for me to choose the woman, as sharing ground with my prefect mate would surely mean a burning earth as the ash of humans curl beneath our feet.
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I would pick the girl, but at the same time second best girl is not all that bad... And I could always pick Arceus and just get the perfect girl. I think that I am gonna go with Arceus on this one.
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Ditto, every pokemon, and the perfect girl all in one.
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7 RepliesArcanine. /thread
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Why get something real and think i can never actually attain it myself otherwise without magic(girl) than get something impossible on all planes of our reality(Pokemon)? Your poll is bad.
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7 Replies>2013 >Picking anything other than the perfect girl Are you guys Gay or something?
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3 RepliesPokémon, and then choose Gardevoir. Seriously, who WOULDN'T want to hook up with that?
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7 RepliesGirl, because then I would have someone to chill, talk, travel, exercise, laugh, game, cuddle, work, go out, volunteer, change the world, be my muse, comfort me, be a companion, help me to be my best self, inspire me, someone beautiful to look at, support me, someone accepting of my many flaws, someone to admire, someone to support, someone to cook for, someone to romance, a person to dance with, a person to raise kids with, a person to grow old with... >,> <,< "Don't Judge Me"
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5 Replies[quote]you'll only want to zum a zum zum in her boom boom. [/quote]I know which option I'll be choosing.
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2 RepliesIs this girl the girl of my dreams? I'd easily take her over anything in the world
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Edited by Oneironaut: 7/17/2013 12:33:34 AMHmm... Badass Flygon or short brunette with tig bits, a nice round butt, grey eyes and a complicated bitchy personality that likes similar things that I like... Decisions decisions... Flygon /thread Anyone who doesn't choose a Pokeman seriously needs to go home and rethink their life.
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Bisharp A walking weapon and a chick-magnet.
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I choose pokemon. The pokemon I choose is Acrceus. Since I am now the master of god the universe shall bend to my every whim.
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Edited by DarkSunnyboy: 7/17/2013 12:23:46 AMWhy not one perfect pokemon girl? the best of both worlds knowwhatimean
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3 RepliesIs the girl really into you and everything or do you just get to sleep with her and that's it?
