All of the components are in the wire between the controller and the TV, which is made possible by the amazing state of technology today. Every game on the system is affordable, the system is portable and the controller never needs charging because it's wired. Also there's no DRM because the games are tied to [b]that specific wire.[/b] This means that you can trade wires with your friends easily and lend/sell them etc. The item is always connected to the internet through an inbuilt 4G system in the wire, meaning that you don't have to worry if you live in a desert somewhere because we have our own range of Area Reticule System Emitter satellites.
Clearly you should buy this.
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[quote]we have our own range of Area Reticule System Emitter satellites.[/quote] A.R.S.E.S. I saw what you did there.
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Somehow before I even looked at this topic I could tell it was going to be called a D.I.L.D.O.
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I have concerns as to where I should put my D.I.L.D.O. It looks rather large, and I'm unsure as to whether I can fit it in the storage location I'm planning to considering there's very little space. Has the D.I.L.D.O. been designed around this possibility of not being able to fit it in tight locations? If not, do you think there's a possibility of coming out with a slimmer version of the D.I.L.D.O. to remedy this?
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I don't know...I might not be as emotionally invested in it without a mocap dog
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I'm trying to determine which hole in the TV the D.I.L.D.O. goes into. That's a hard question to dig out an answer to.
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Edited by Jaaake AU: 7/17/2013 10:06:23 PMIs there cooperative play with the D.I.L.D.O? So if my mum and sister wanted to have a go after I finished, they could?
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No we just need to make it wireless.
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Wow the D.I.L.D.O. is gonna be great for Mom and Pop shops.
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Will the D.I.L.D.O. have exclusive games that every family member can enjoy?
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You are late son...
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How do we plug our D.I.L.D.O. into our T.V's?
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Is the D.I.L.D.O family friendly?
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Edited by realdomdom: 7/17/2013 11:54:43 PMOnly $999.99
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TAKE MY MONEY NOW!
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One question. Do users of the D.I.L.D.O. automatically turn into stick figures? Because that could prove to be a serious issue with your gaming device, for some people. I could probably find the advantages of being a stick figure quite useful and annoying at the same time. But what good gaming system doesn't have a few annoying bugs, am I right? I think it is worth the $999.99 that realdomdom was talking about. I might just pre-order now.
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4/10 bad graphics.
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Im just going to be really honest here. Not only is this perhaps the greatest invention ever. Its probably the funniest post ive seen on the forums in a while. I saw this about 8 hours ago and i'm still laughing about the D.I.L.D.O! Good job Disputed Bin! :D
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How do you connect player 2?
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10/10 didn't notice the initials until now XD
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What about being able to watch TV on it?
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Cooling must be a bitch.
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How fast can you put a D.I.L.D.O. in my hands. X D
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Dat ARSE
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Man, I love the A.R.S.E. Best. Invention. EVAR!
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Why do people not appreciate this console?
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Man this looks great! When and where can i preorder D.I.L.D.O?