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Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! But you were once man ...
Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos, Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." [nb 1] Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
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A str8 babygurl?
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Praise molag bal
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I prefer to worship Sheogorath
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He is my enemy for i follow the one and only Molag Bal! All will bow to Molag Ball and talos will forever be vanquished and forgotten. Hail Molag Bal! Let Coldharbour remake Nirn in its own image! God of Schemes, we offer this victim to you! Through the power of innocent blood, bring forth your anchor and let two worlds become one! Bind this world with your chains! Draw it ever closer to your realm!
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Azura is my choice of worship.
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Ah, he's that fellow that played King. Great show he put on, quite entertaining!! He's that good ol' fellow Martin's Ancestor. Would give that fool a Wabbajack no doubt.
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*trickshots OP for a youtube vid* *beheads OP* *slits OP's throat* *shouts OP over a nearby house*
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The empire is nothing but a puppet of the thalmor.
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[b] [/b]
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Who else killed heimskr in whiterun so he would shut up?
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Edited by Popes Long Arm: 6/25/2015 6:14:17 AMHe's probably closer in position to something like the Wilderking than a Divine, as he was mortal. This one does not worship any divines. This one does not need them.
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☀️ \[T]/
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This is why I never visit Whiterun...
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A god[spoiler]how did I find this[/spoiler]
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I love! LOVE! Moist Towelettes!
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A God who I don't care much of.
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Edited by Errant Rogue: 7/24/2013 4:14:43 PMAs an imperial soldier I know how important Talos is to the empire and especially the nords, but I also know that we had got our arses handed to us by the accursed Thalmor. But fear not my brothers we will retaliate and take back the glorious mantle the empire had before, we just need more time to ready our offenses, but the damn stubborn Stormcloaks fail to see we are not in fighting condition and if we are to face this threat we must be united together. So I ask of you all to ignore the bloodlust cries of the so called "true sons" and instead to work to reunify Skyrim. Take up your swords young men of Skyrim and the Empire and put these barbarians to it! All hail the Empire! All hail his Legion!
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Me and Talos are best buds
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This man is the real deal
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Khajiit believes talons to be a hero and a God, but hiemskr is an annoyance to khajiit
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a fajit
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Skyrim is for the Nords!!!
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SKYRIM for master race nords assemble
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Damn faithless imperials
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2 year old thread is old af
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Talos is a fgt.