Aight so firs lemme say I aint some bitchass fanboy, I wuz wit Sony in da last Gen for one of da SAME EXACT reasons im wit microscoft dis time around. Okay so firs lemme tell yall about way back in 2006 when a little swaggin brand named SONY dared to dream and be individual by breaking into da console market wit da PS3. Dat stands for Play Station 3 in case yall didnt know. Anyway da PS3 was gonna kick so much ass becuz evryone luv'd da PS2 (Play Station 2) and were totally gon buy it rite? Rite. But how could da PS3 out do da PS2? Imma -blam!-in tell yall how. Bcuz da PS3 had a bitchin -blam!-ing swag as hell graphics n shit, way better dan da PS2s old ass parts. Yea Yea, pretty hardcore right? Well dat wasnt da end of things ether, yall. Dey also made da PS3 da swagginest gaming console ever by making it $600. -blam!-in genious, bitch! At $600 da PS3 made sure only da kids with da most swag could get it, cuz dem poor as bitches dont got $600. It was like da -blam!-in Abercrombie n Fich of da gaming world. You dont see anybody without swag in Abercombie n Fich now do yall? An yeah, a bunch of broke ass bitches cried n whined n shit cuz dey couldnt afford a PS3. But whatevs, am i rite? They was just jealous of da PS3s #SWAG. An liek my hero Tyler da Creator always say, h8ers make me famious. A bunch of gay ass xbox nerds liked to talk about how dey got halo shit, but -blam!- halo am I rite yall? Halos unrealistic as shit PS3 haz Call of Duty yall. #COD4LYFE So now we gon fas forwurd to next gen rite? Well Sony thinks theys all cool n shit just cuz dey had the most SWAG console of da last gen, but dey got sumthin 2 learn yall. Dey reveal da PS4 with wat, sum shitty ass game about nicknacks n shit? An errybodys liek "-blam!- dat yo, gimme some real hardcore shit". Den a few months l8er, Microscoft comes out wit da Xbox ONE wit all gunz blazin. First dey start off showin us da swagass design, den dey get into da cool shit. -blam!-in NFL MOTHA-blam!-A!!! Dey show da Xbox ONE can show TV n shit an do football stuff. ANd also Madden AND Call Of Duty!!! #SWAAAAG!!!!! Holy shit rite man, how could dis get any cooler? DEY MAKE IT OUT SWAG DA PS3!! First dey make it da most expensive console, so once again it keepz dem ghetto bitches out. Den dey make it REALLY SWAG. DEy make it so it always needs internet, to keep out other poor bitches who got no internet! Now only da REALLY cool players get XBox ONE. And da haters get all mad n shit, even better yo. Like I say haterz make me famious. Dey also make it so da govement iz watchin u n stuff thru a sweetass webcam. SO now errybody gets to see your swag pictures you take to go on facebook n instagram 2 show off ur abs. Gotta show off dat bod #imsexyandIknowit. Dey also make it so President Obama(bets prez EVAR!!! -blam!- u romney u racist bitch) gets 2 watch and see if ur a terrorist so he can fite any terrorists dat wanna hack on Xbox Live. I mean if u aint got nuthin 2 hide wats da problem yo? And apparently dem hatersmade microscoft get rid of da always online shit but whatevr, haters gonna hate. We still got more swag. XboxOne is da best console da future of gaming yall! and dats y da xbox 1 iz da best console. LIEK IF U AGREE, IGNORE IF UR GAY