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The only thing that annoys me more than clowns are mimes that claim they're only mimes because they hate clowns.
[i]"I mime a lot but talk a lot because i dont hang out with so many clowns."
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If you've ever said this, and I've heard it plenty of times here, you're an idiot. No two ways about it, you clearly know nothing about clowns or mimes. Being a mime is not cool and if you're in clown schooll and not in some sort of mime routine stop wasting your life and have some respect for your body.
The reason you're so socially awkward and foreveralone is because you look awkward. Being a mime is unattractive and makes you look uncoordinated and pathetic. Get yourself in the clown school, get on a proper clown routine centered around toilet humor and you'll definitely start to notice physical, mental, emotional, and social changes in your humor based life.
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When I was in the miming business we would plot against the clown scum. I won't tell you how we communicated but it was beautiful. On one raid in the dead of night something horrible happened. 5 of my mime brothers were killed in action. It devastated me. So I put the make-up up and never mimed again. I have 173 confirmed clown kills.
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Do you actually run into this many mimes in your day to day life?
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No idea what's going on.
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What the -blam!- I dont even...
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Good ol' Capiton. Never disappoints.
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Clowns are too mainstream.
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My favorite clown
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I've never seen a clown in my whole life so yea...
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