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Edited by YellowFlash01:
4/26/2014 8:12:37 PM
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Damn my hand hurts after masterbathing
Well after having nothing to do today i decided to spend all day masterbathing.As a result my hand hurts a lot right now.Im writing this with one hand by the way.So has your hand been hurt badly after masterbathing too much
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#inb4fap
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1 Reply
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Edited by xGODSIDEx: 4/26/2014 8:22:05 PMMasterbathing? [spoiler]all of that blood rushing down to your dick can Fauq up your brain. [/spoiler]
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Yeah sometimes I get so tired that I just turn on the AC and sit there
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>.< you have carpal tunnel. The affected hand has had bloodflow cut off because the artery has been pinched between your bones. The only way to fix is to fap more until the artery pops back into place.
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then your it wrong.
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My dick hurts but not my hand
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I do love taking a master bath
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2 RepliesI accidentally karate chopped the head and it made some of my fingers pop. Not pleasant.
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1 ReplyAnd...........reported.
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Master of baths
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2 RepliesEdited by Actress Again: 8/1/2013 3:07:23 PM[i]He had mastered the art of bathing till it hurt. Any and all who bath shall see this achievement today[/i]
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Your gonna go blind.
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2 RepliesMasterbathing??? Did you spend all day in the bath or something
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Wankers cramp.
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How do you masturbath?
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Don't do it to much you'll go blind.
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god hates you now
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Solution: don't masturbate.
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Didn't your mother ever tell you to not scrub really hard with your hand?
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3 RepliesGet a Fleshlight. You still have to use your hand, but you won't need to use it as much
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1 ReplyUse your other hand and masterbath some more.
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1 ReplyWhat's masterbathing? A really long bath?
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masterbathing?
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6 RepliesUse lube.
