Nearly shattered my jaw while skiing. Was going down a hill, turned, and my pole caught me in the side of the face. I had a gash down to the bone, and when I got up I saw the pole was bowed out when before it had been straight.
In flag football I tripped, slammed my head into somebody's shoulder and gouged out part of my lower lip with my front teeth.
And I've been in and out of the ER lately for extreme, unexplained pain in my side
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Sounds like appendicitis get that appendix removed dawg
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It's not, we checked. Also not a kidney stone, we checked for that too. No clue what it is whatsoever
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whose we? could be gall bladder then they get stones too
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You probably have super spider dancers, they are spiders that dance in your insides until they open a hole large enough for all of them to escape and find a new host :D Also I see you watch Civil Protection! :D
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I love civil protection, great machinima
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Have you seen Ross's other series "Freeman's Mind"? it's pretty damn great! :D
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oh yeah, i watch freeman's mind religiously lol
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Yerp! I frugging love that series! Episode 48 came out yesterday actually :D