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8/3/2013 6:33:56 AM
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Stabbed in the left kidney.
Shot in the stomach.
Broken arm from blocking a pipe.
Massive concussion from being hit in the head with a beer bottle.
Car crash that broke almost all of my ribs, caused severe whiplash trauma and broke my left arm and by left leg.
Two of these are true.
English
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Max Payne, dafuq are you doing here?
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He's Max Payne, because....he's experienced MAX PAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HA HA HA ha ha heh heh heh he....*cough* Yeah.
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Ghost, your bad. I'm guessing the one where you were half eaten by a pickle, and the one where aliens zapped you with a laser :D
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I'm not lying about those injuries. I've nearly died multiple times in my life.
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I'm not lying either! I picked two of em' :D
