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You are a bungie.net member and Youre out patrolling one night in #offtopic. Suddenly you spot an autistic looking individual skulking around in a 2-day old account. You follow him and exit your vehicle to talk to him.
Then suddenly NRA "Mike Oxlittle" Member attacks you and begin viciously shitposting. He is slamming your head into the troll thread and you might not survive much longer.You are physically overwhelmed by the aspergers and have no time to call Recon #54.
Think fast. You only have 2 options.
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WHAT, 9000!?
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>someone has different opinion than OP >automatic NRA member, racist, -blam!-
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Aparently you chose the hidden options to return fire with more shit post. Great job you are no better than the person you are trying to make fun of.
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Best thread of the year award[spoiler]you deserve it[/spoiler]
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But there's 3 options....
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Can I just rattle his bones so much that he becomes buttmad and runs away?
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Better option: Mute you
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Hug him. Because the power of love conquers all.
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Shoot him with a flamethrower