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Edited by Casting Couch:
8/3/2013 6:43:52 PM
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How many 343 employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Five. One to hire people that absolutely hate light bulbs to pitch their ideas for innovation. One to advertise how amazing their new light method is. One to completely demolish any trace of the previous light bulbs existence. One to talk about how they'll keep updating this apparently "perfect" new light method. One to go to the forums and ban people who realize the new light method is just a lit match.
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1 Reply"1 single 343 employee can destroy a series. Were it for Bungies new game I would have smashed my entire xbox!"
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Edited by Masontheslayer95: 8/13/2013 12:38:12 AMOne, to hire 10 different companies to screw it in.
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1 Reply1 to screw the lightbulb. The rest to screw Halo fans over.
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They'll call certain affinity to do it
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They'd ruin the whole bulb before they screw it in just like they did with halo!
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One. You only need one person to twist.
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Something about giving some company to create cutscenes and 343 taking credit
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They're too busy screwing Halo to worry about a light bulb.
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2 RepliesActually nobody screws it in. [spoiler]They'll just outsource it.[/spoiler]
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One. They aren't Idiots
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The employees of hate get paid their wages in eternal discontent and unhappiness.
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[quote]Casting Couch[/quote]
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One to hire people to do it for them so they can continue screwing up Halo!
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1 ReplyOne, and he drops it.
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1 ReplyEdited by Big Brit: 8/5/2013 1:43:33 AMZero, they'll take the lightbulb and reinvent it in their own way that makes it faulty then say it's amazing.
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They don't change light bulbs, they light a candle and ban everyone who complains.
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1 ReplyIt doesn't matter - if it isn't a Bungie employee screwing in the light bulb, Bungie d*** riders will complain.
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1 and maybe a ladder.
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Zero, they just pick up the entire room, and move it to where a working light bulb is at.
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1 ReplyOne, after a Bungie employee breaks the bulb.
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If one breaks they put in 5 more for disgusting looking lens flares.
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None, they just beat the room for being black. Am I hating them right?
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It takes the entire company to screw up the "lightbulb" and screw the factory that made the "lightbulb". Try to understand what I mean.
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They can't lol.
