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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
8/3/2013 9:08:11 PM
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What's The Most Sexual Thing Someone Has Said To You?
So, for the average off topic person (I continue to stand by the fact the Flood is dead) I'm curious. What has been the most sexual thing another person has said to you?
Let's be honest gais.
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Def would get banned
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I spoke to a girl once.
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1 Reply[quote]"As of late, I have been computing the positive outcomes of engaging in coitus with a person of your stature for the sake of procreation."[/quote] Shit gets me hard even to this day.
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2 RepliesEdited by Oak_Khan: 10/22/2014 1:00:48 AMI would say it but some of them would get me banned and some are too awkward to say. Also I won't count sexts But a girl recently told me she will make me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)like 5 times and I dunno why but that sent me over the edge and activated some primal urges inside me. It was at a frat party so that can give you an image of the kind of girl she was.
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What was said would probably get me banned. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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2 RepliesTwo things come to mind, both probably not going to be believed by a forum, but there true, so believe if you want or not. 1- to make a really long story short, I'm drunk, with my friend who's drunk, and were in a bed with two girls who are sober, however on the verge of a foursome. My friend gets annoyed, and says verbatim "-blam!- you guys I'm to tired for this shit I'm going to bed" at which point the girls say, verbatim "if you guys aren't going to do shit with us we'll just do shit with eachother" and start making out. 2- I had a friend who was girl who loved how douchey me and my friends group was. After me and her fûcked, we were texting and she literally said "it was so good, it still feels like your dick is in my vagina" LOLOLOL she went on to -blam!- 6 more of my friends lmfao
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1 Reply"Are you going to keep showing me all your video games stuff or are you going to -blam!- me like you promised?" -First time I ever had sex, all dem years ago...
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2 Replieslol I can't and wouldn't say.
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Let's have sex.
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Edited by Dew: 10/22/2014 4:25:18 AM"I'll -blam!-ing -blam!- you so hard your cock falls off"- My friend John. We have a rather odd sense of humor.
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"Have you ever had braces? (No) Well, you have really nice teeth." The compliment had me like uuuuuuuggggghhhhhh
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Fck me right in the pussy. Too bad she was just kidding. I was friendzoned hard.
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2 RepliesEdited by Mash: 1/25/2014 2:42:56 AMParaphrasing here, this was the most sexual thing that's been said to me for that last couple years. "Are you having a good time imagining my body bend in ways most people can't bend while I pleasure myself in the shower?" Said to me by a 15 year old girl.
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[quote]I'd be banned if I repeated it here.[/quote]
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So many things. So many. Probably about a 1/4 to a 1/3 of conversations I have with chicks are full of sexual innuendos and perverted jokes.
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1 ReplyIt's not sexual, but a girl once said to me "you have really blue eyes". I responded by saying "they're green".
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2 RepliesYou have a nice ass. She said this to me after she grabbed it.
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Nothing. Literally the only thing said to me that was remotely sexual was my friend saying "If I was a girl I'd so sleep with you just to sleep in your bed." Not very encouraging...
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"did he just ground pound you in your hole?!" *my buddy asked this when Taurac slammed the ground when i was under the stairs*
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"You have a nice ass."
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I'm like a fireman, I find them hot and leave them wet.
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Well I would say it but she said it as a joke so no
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"Your face is so damn cute!" While having my jaw line rubbed. It felt good I can't lie, it wasn't sexual till a few minutes later she tried to grab my dingus in homeroom. :/
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"I would [expletives deleted] and then when you were almost there I'd [expletives deleted] and then I'd light your cigarette for you."
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29 Replies[spoiler][i][quote]"My dick is one inch.. Wanna make it hard so it can be 3 inches?"[/quote][/i][/spoiler] That's not even the beginning I had worse ;w; [spoiler][b][i][u]help..[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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We'll bang, okay?
