Uh, wow. So many stories are running through my head right now. I dated this girl for a while, and she was really a nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. She was like, any time of day, she was like: 'Yeah, let's go. I'm so nasty!' And I'd be nailing her. She'd be like: 'Oh, you're nailing me. Cool. Oh, she loved to dirty-talk. Totally into it. She'd be like: 'Yeah, let's screw, let's... I wanna -blam!-.' God, it was so dirty. She'd be like, 'Me so horny, me love you long time.'